If You Want To Believe, You Might As Well; Says NASA

If You Want To Believe, You Might As Well; Says NASA

Actually, they didn't really say that. I'm putting words in their mouth because, well, it seems silly, but NASA is being cryptic about something and are having a press conference today about it.

NASA Sets News Conference on Astrobiology Discovery; Science Journal Has Embargoed Details Until 2 p.m. EST On Dec. 2

WASHINGTON -- NASA will hold a news conference at 2 p.m. EST on Thursday, Dec. 2, to discuss an astrobiology finding that will impact the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life. Astrobiology is the study of the origin, evolution, distribution and future of life in the universe.

The news conference will be held at the NASA Headquarters auditorium at 300 E St. SW, in Washington. It will be broadcast live on NASA Television and streamed on the agency's website at http://www.nasa.gov.

Could this.. um.. actually mean they're going to announce first contact? I mean, extra terrestrial life certainly can exist considering the vast size of the universe. You want to see how big this mofo is? Check out this video..



I mean, yeah, it could just be damage control for the upcoming Martian cable leak, but maybe we should prepare ourselves and welcome our new ____ overlords.

What if it's some sort of hyper intelligent bacteria on the moons of Saturn? Or maybe they'll knock out another planet off the list. Pluto was only the start. Saturn itself could be discovered to be just a bunch of gas

You figure that any extraterrestrial life forms we will ever discover will be terrible imperialistic war criminals who will just steal our resources. Given our foreign policy it's the only thing good that could ever happen to us. I feel bad for the rest of the world though, they didn't deserve it. Then again, they'll at least be used to slavery.

It would suck to live anywhere else in the galaxy though. While I don't have hard hitting facts on this, I do think that any multicelluar life form evolving in an earth-like planet over billions of years would probably be an easy target for gamma rays or harsh constant winters.

So I'm going to guess they just found proof of shadow people spying on us from an alternate universe. Just like on Fringe. Either that or Mel's hole is actually filled with Reptilians. Yes, I always had a feeling that listening to Art Bell's Coast to Coast AM broadcasts would come in handy in this modern day and age.



Maybe this is what the world needs. I'm sure that after a while of dealing with a new species to hate, we'll end up developing some sort of species identity and be totally against this new alien stealing our jobs and marrying our women.

Come on, you don't think that someone sick fucks will want to fuck with a new species? There's a fetish for everything, my friends, and I'm sure that there's already people out there planning to be the first one on their fantasy football team league to brag about nailing one of them alien hotties with three tits and gills.

Then that would probably be assuming that we could ever coexist peacefully with another sentient species. They'll probably be taken in like the shrimp people in District 9 and we all know slavery isn't really peaceful co-existence. We'll gladly put them under our boot.

So that's the main reason why our existence will always be alone in the universe. Especially for a NASA worker. They're just used to it. We should just send out porno and episodes of family guy in Voyager 3.



Or it could be worse...

CAPE CANAVERAL (AP) - NASA Confirms Existence of God

Yes, that would truly be horrifying. I don't need to remind you that the belief in extraterrestrial life form is inconsistent with the belief in pure reason and empiricism.. You know, what I am, an Atheist. So with that, I can't on good faith say that there's any sort of aliens visiting us.

So NASA is probably just going to announce that space is fucking big and we have no budget to explore anything worth a damn. So it's all a hyped up announcement that the government told them to make to attempt to steal some thunder from the Wiki Leak scandal.

It should be known that if NASA ever found anything genuinely interesting, you would probably find out about it long before any press conference. Just saying.

I Want To Believe

I Want To Believe

I would first like to point out that U.F.O has a definition. It means Unidentified Flying Object. That's all. Why we jump to the conclusion that it's alien life is beyond me. I would personally be more afraid of an Unidentified landing object, all things considered. But that's not what we have here. Take a look at the following clips recorded around the same time in the night and day skies.

In Virginia 10.17.10



In Sydney on 10.17.10



Over Phoenix, Arizona 10.17.10



In Moscow 10.17.10


And another..


And what's with the chemo trial?


In Seattle, Washington 10.19.10


Then Here's a 8 minute HD clip of the New York "balloons" in the sky

Roughly around the 6:30 minute mark you can see 5 objects in the sky. Not just three, so it begs the question on what exactly those things are. Some claim it's balloons. Must of had some pretty long strings connecting them if that was the case.

Not to mention that now we know that when the balloon people land on Earth, we better make sure we have helium at the ready so they can breathe and pass on their vast knowledge to us.

And of course you need the Fox news aftermath of the New York reaction...



Now what I'm suggesting isn't alien life form. While it would be silly to dismiss the probability that aliens exist out in the universe, the chances of them flying to earth and kidnapping farmers and backwoods yolko's seems a bit much.

Even if Fox News has it on camera that Edgar Mitchell, the sixth man to walk on the moon speaking to a group in Washington last week stating;

"It is now time to put away this embargo of truth about the alien presence. I call upon our government to open up...and become a part of this planetary community that is now trying to take our proper role as a space-faring civilization."

I mean, yeah.. if the dude who walked the longest on the moon is asking for "full disclosure" from our president, then maybe there's something to it, right?



But then you realize that an astronaut is no more qualified to talk about alien life form than anyone else, he was trained to walk on the moon, not to critically think about the chances of alien abduction.

While there's no denying that this is advance flight, the most likely answer to it is that it's just the government showing off their new prototype space ship that goes from Earth to the moon in 5 minutes flat.

I mean, to call it a cover up would be a bit much. It is suppose to be a top secret project for the sole reason that you don't want others finding out how you did it. That's just the basics to any technological advancement.

Do they do things that are a bit eyebrow raising? Of course. They did close down 3 airports for a couple of hours under bullshit reasoning. You didn't hear how on October 13th, the FAA closed down 3 New York airports at around 6:45 for about an hour due to a "gas smell"

Were Flights Delayed Due To New York UFO Sightings? Following the reports of UFO over Manhattan, New York City sightings on October 13, 2010, the Federal Aviation Authority (FAA) said that nothing had actually appeared on their radar. Later it was learned that a school in the nearby Mt Vernon had released several party balloons in the sky.

This has made many media sources to claim that this might have solved the mystery behind the New York UFOs. However, the media sources covering the 2010 New York UFO sightings have failed to bring up the fact that from 6:45 pm of the October 13, the FAA had closed down its air operations at the three New York airports for about an hour, reports exopoliticsinstitute.org.

The FAA on the other hand claims that the flight delays were because of “gas smell” from the FAA radar facility in Westbury. The mysterious gas smell, led to the closing of the radar facility and the evacuation of the radar technicians. This coincides with the time when UFOs were spotted over the Manhattan sky. It is speculated that the UFOs might have impeded with the radar equipment, and if so then the FAA might be covering up the actual facts behind the UFOs over the New York City.

Pretty odd that 3 different airports all happen to smell of gas at the same time. That's some pretty serious Men In Black dealings. And even though there was a recent news piece about UFO's disarming nuke sites, even on a reputable source like CNN, it does seem a bit silly.

But hey, at least our government isn't as bad as the Chinese one. Who would just say a village never existed instead of admitting that their rocket destroyed it..



It wiped out a whole village. State press only said a few dead and a few hundred injured but then independent estimates put the deaths into the thousands or tens of thousands. China is just pretty good at hiding these "Village suddenly wiped out in the back country" incidents.


But if there really is aliens out there visiting us, don't worry. I have Jeff Goldblum's Powerbook at the ready to unleash awesome Mac virus goodness to their systems! WELCOME TO ERF!

I'll leave you with this little piece by Awesome scientist Neil Tyson as he talks about UFO's.