Showing posts with label badass. Show all posts
Showing posts with label badass. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Badass Wednesday

Bad Ass Wednesday

While I don't condone the actions in this particular blog, I can't NOT say that it's a complete bad ass move. Oh yes, this isn't a regular segment. Wednesdays are already comic day and I ain't got time for this shit, yo! I got comics to read! Or at least attempt to spend time wit my lady, yo! In any case, I bring you.....

ACTION GRANDPA

If you think Hot dogs are the only thing to come out of Illinois but you'll be wrong. Some major bad asses have come out of there.








I like how he just has that butt in his mouth like "gonna get my smoke on while I'm kickin' ass"



The cigarette really make it look bad ass. He would look mostly like a crazy person if it wasn't for that



He even closed the car door like a fucking gentleman. why did he do it? Because he was bad ass.

Ok, well he also robbed a bunch of check cashing places and the cops didn't like that. Then again he was robbing the parasitic scum known as check cashing stores so he could be considered a hero. A modern day robin hood. Well, without the whole giving to the poor.

I recall talking to some random guy at a bar and he mentioned something about getting his paycheck. It totally blew my mind when I realized he was talking about an actual physical thing and not just figuratively. What sort of job in the US will not do direct-deposit? I guess the nicer or more white-collar the job, the more likely it is they'll have direct deposit. And using a check to pay for something seems to me to be the least convenient way possible. Is there a reason you're still using these things?

So he knocked over a check cashing place. Those places are a shit hole that more than likely deserved it. This is a bad guy for the new generation. This is the sort of bad ass shit you'd expect from the bad guys in this bad economic situation. This action wasn't in some shitty bordering state, Indiana or Missouri wishes they had bad guys like this.

RIP Robert Sylvester

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Welcome A New VEEEEP

Welcome A New VEEEEP

Now that you've had 24 hours to gush over Obama being our new President, I think we are failing to realize that we actually have a GOOD Vice President now. None of this Dick Cheney bullshit anymore. Fucker couldn't even stand for his new President.


One limp Dick.

We actually have a VP that has some solid years behind him with not being evil.

Look at him in a land before color!


One who knows how to ride the train and actually likes it.


Who's got a smile and signs anything he's given.


One that freaks out women. Not because he's having a heart attack....


But because he's motherf'ing Cool as ICE.


And knows how to throw a punch if needed.


Check him out, peeps. This is your new and improved V.P!


And he knows the value of a good ice cream cone.


And is able to chill with his fans.


Ooooooh Yeah. Chillaxing and acting all cool.


You cant' tell me that he isn't one Bad Motherf$#$er... Oh yeah!

I welcome our new Vice President. May he be a complete bad ass as advertised. Let his gaffes run as wild as the wind through his hair. But did you know that Biden actually was the President for a couple of minutes? You see, “Before he enter on the Execution of his Office,” the president-elect has to take an oath of office. The 20th Amendment says that “The terms of the President and Vice President shall end at noon on the 20th day of January,” and that “If a President shall not have been chosen before the time fixed for the beginning of his term, or if the President elect shall have failed to qualify, then the Vice President elect shall act as President until a President shall have qualified.”

Biden was sworn in before noon; Obama wasn’t. What are your memories of the brief Biden presidency? Yo Yo Ma played the whole time!