Says North Korea as they're currently seeking $75 trillion in compensation from America.
Cash-strapped North Korea has demanded the United States pay almost $US65 trillion ($75 trillion) in compensation for six decades of hostility.
The official North Korean news agency, KCNA, says the cost of the damage done by the US since the peninsula was divided in 1945 is estimated at $US64.96 trillion.
The compensation call comes on the eve of the 60th anniversary of the start of the 1950-1953 Korean War.
KCNA said the figure includes $US26.1 trillion arising from US "atrocities" which left more than 5 million North Koreans dead, wounded, kidnapped or missing.
The agency also claims 60 years of US sanctions have caused a loss of $US13.7 trillion by 2005, while property losses were estimated at $US16.7 trillion.
The agency said North Koreans have "the justifiable right" to receive the compensation for their blood.
It said the committee's calculation did not include the damage North Korea had suffered from sanctions after its first nuclear test in 2006.
I can't help but think that North Korea isn't a real place and it's just some sort of Andy Kauffmanesque comedy experiment. But despite the retardation that is North Korea, they are probably right. Even if it is a dictator from a tiny shit hole country whining and flailing, America's carpet bombing of the north was a crime against humanity and they deserve the money.
Global US reparations is really a pretty good idea. Everything that isn't stuck to the ground should probably be distributed to the victims of American imperialism. I don't understand why we haven't just tried to open up North Korea like we did with China. Which eventually caused them to go all mega capitalist.
I say we pay up. In a parallel currency good only within North Korea. Besides, as soon as the midget dies, his fat retarded sons will open up to whoever will make them the richest. More than likely China.
Though I'll be honest. I think $75 trillion is a little excessive. It's not like America even has 75 trillion to its name. Yo, North Korea, we're broke. Maybe we could put it on lay away. Obama could agree and give them one dollar a year for 75 trillion years.
Okay, maybe 2 dollars per year.. But I'm not budging from that offer. Does anyone here have 75 trillion dollars on them? Check the ash tray and bust out your piggy banks, people. Just think about what they could do with the money. With 75 trillion, the DPRK could probably put together one hell of a soccer team. At least one that doesn't lose 7-0 at the world cup.
Instead of giving them money, a free handout, old Kim should open up North Korea to foreign investment to stimulate the economy. Wait.. no. Let's pay them in Furbies.
Assuming Furbies are still going for $300 like they were before Christmas 98, we can be in the black in no time at all. Hand over 250 billion furbies and call it a day. Wait.. no. Perhaps we shouldn't. They'll network them together like Iraq did with PS2's and build a nuclear weapon that can actually reach us.
How about we just give them Florida and call it even?
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