While I'm not a connoisseur of pron, I do find it hilarious when a porno parody of a popular movie or tv show comes out. I mean, it's a game in itself to come up with how the porn parody of whatever will be named.
In this case there's a new line of porn, one aimed to the demographic that will probably use it the most - The nerds. With the popularity of the Marvel movies, it seems that a lot of the adult video companies are trying to market themselves to those crowds.
Just look at this trailer for a porno parody of Captain America...
If that isn't some of the most low grade bad grindhouse style filming around, I don't know what is. Even more comical is that it's really something that could be a direct sequel to the film. It starts off with Steve Rogers getting unfrozen from the block of ice and it's... well, it's seriously some of the most comical bullshit I have ever seen.
Like I said, the story takes place right after Cap is unfrozen and awakens in the present day. From there,t he Red Skull teams up with some Republican oil-type guy and try's to get an obvious Sarah Palin-like woman elected president.
Yes, you heard me. Sarah Palin, or a Sarah Palin-like character in the world of Captain America. Brubaker couldn't have written a better story for this. But it's not stopping there, there is also a lot of fucking. You know, cause it's a porno. Nick Fury is in this as well because a porn can't be a porn without a one eyed black man.
As if that wasn't a selling point on how cheesy this is, there's a scene where, upon cumming on a woman's face, Nick Fury utters the line "That was the bomb!". Was this... you know, not something to sell you on seeing porn as the art form it's suppose to be? I mean, it has the Red Skull fucking Sarah Palin.
Do you think this A on my forehead stands for ANAL?!
Because yes.. yes it does.
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