Unintentional Porn 3: Return Of The Filler Post

Unintentional Porn 3: Return Of The Filler Post

It's Thursday and I have nothing. NOTHING, I tell you! I haven't had any time to write but that's not to say I don't have ideas to flesh out. I just haven't finished them, I tells you. So that means you get more porn related product placement in here.

Coming soon, actual written out fun filled soap box related humor!

Old comics are pretty wrong


Squeal like a ... chewing gum?


First he wears no pants.. Now he's doing this? BAD DONALD, BAD!


A warning to ships everywhere.


New meaning to "There's no crying in Baseball"


Chocked full of nuts! or at least FROM nuts.


Taking it ol' school. HARRRY' YOURE A WIZZZZAARRRDD!


.... Well thats not subtle at all.


This one's a give me since wrestling's full of gayness



Where's the frequent buyer cards for these?


Batman, Batman, Batman.. So you die and I honor you like this?


His Utility belt isn't his ultimate weapon.


Well that's just also wrong.


Dora sure needs to do some exploring.


Get down on your knees and praise.. whoever this god is.


Slow and steady....


It's going to be awkward to have him go door to door telling the neighbors he has a sex crime on his record.


Drink it up!


Where to mount it is the real question.


It's bound to get messy.


Shocking!


A preview of things to come: Dodger talk, Newspaper not fit to print, Fast Food Gone Wrong and Jugs, Headlights, Sweater Puppies and Melons.

Unintentional Porn 2: Electric Boogiedown!

Unintentional Porn 2: Electric Boogiedown!

So the last time I did this there was so many pictures extra that I had enough to make another pad post of porn centric pictures. Can you blame me? I am bit of a lazy writer. Well. Not so much. But it has been a long day and I swear, I have at least four or five pieces that I need to flush out a little more. Hints: More energy drinks, News in the porn industry, across the board to abstinence, a piece on Eggnog and then some more soap box related ranting about whatever is on my mind. Till then, enjoy another round of porn pictures..


Scrub that dirtiness away!


This is just.. odd


You wont stop at one!


I see the pecking order around here


Oh the festival balls, how they glow so bright.


Mmmmm Nutty!


Size matters, right?


If you were British this would be either funny or really mundane.


Umm.. smoke'em if you got'em?



These are all sorts of wrong


Sex should be between one human and another human..


I don't want to taste the fruit of their labor


It's like drinking the blood of the pure.


Get down on your knees and praise Jesus


On a side note, I have found these chips once and have never again.. :(



Mmmmmm... Spunk


You take that one eyed monster on, Hulk!


Oh so wrong


......


Don't want to put my penis in that!

So there you have it. Another filler blog. Are you happy? Are you pleased that you're laughing at what a marketing man most likely got fired for. Well you should be. He deserved it. He wasn't no Don Drapper in terms of coming up with proper product placement by filling these with sexual references, now was he?

Unintentional Porn

Unintentional Porn

Filler? I hardly even know her! Har har har.. guess what, I wrote a lot yesterday so you get a pad blog today. Don't worry, it's not all terrible. You'll giggle like a little school girl cause it's all unintentional sexual content that may be suitable for work. But be warned I'm not responsible when you're fired for laughing like an ass or enough people get annoyed of you linking hem to this.


In these hard economic times our children are the first to suffer.

Penis flavor explosions!


Well that's one way to not get knocked up.


I wonder if they have this in stock


Testies... Testies... 1..2.... 3?


Right-o, right-o, good chap. But do you have any spotted dick?


What's going on indeed!


The funny thing is that this place and...


this place are right next door to each other.


Talk about a gay ol' time.


So that's why they called it the poop deck.


Oral exams ahoy!


I still laugh when I see this one.


Well that's well hung tree.


Oh tree porn


I didn't think being a piano teacher would be that fun


Seriously? Makes me question how hard it is to be a children's book writer


Must be a book from the 70's, it's all bushy and furry.


Now that's just completely wrong.


Well you can, but it'll cost us.

And let's just end this one with some sexual material that is not suited for children.. or anyone who hasn't dropped a lot of acid.