Saturday, November 8, 2008

Welcome Our Vice President

Welcome Our New Vice President

So all this talk about Obama being a walking target for rednecks, let's focus on the fall back plans. Forget Joe the Plumber. Joe the Biden was the original joke in the senate. His constant gaffes were always eyebrow raising and constantly made you say WHAAA? But we're failing to remember that:


He knows when to call bullshit

On his street you look a man in the eye

He wants to know if this is a joke

He knows the three things Rudy Giuliani mentions in a sentence

He can reassure America of his discipline on the world stage

He wants to know "who gives a shit?"

He's not afraid of showing his feelings

And he's got smokin' hot wife

With all these gaffes, the vice president position might be the best for Joe after all. He can say whatever he wants and gaffe away as many times as he can. It really doesn't matter considering what previous VP's have said about the role

My country has in its wisdom contrived for me the most insignificant office that ever the invention of man contrived or his imagination conceived; and as I can do neither good nor evil, I must be borne away by others and meet the common fate. -John Adams

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