Monday, September 3, 2012

Vegans Are Fucking Annoying

Vegans Are Fucking Annoying

People say that atheist are annoying in how they are always shoving their lack of a religion in your face. I disagree. I generally NEVER talk about my lack in the belief of that bearded fella. On the other hand, there's seldom ever a time when a vegetarian or vegan is eating near me that they don't like to impart some words of wisdom about how they're not into eating meat and how they feel much healthier for it.

Now one vegetarian is pushing for In-n-Out to carry a vegetarian burger option and created a petition for said monstrosity of a creation.

So L.A. resident Ari Soloman, once becoming a vegetarian, missed In-n-out and decided to start a campaign on Change.org to have In-n-Out start serving an option that would please himself and the meat-free crowd and expects them to come up with something designed for the vegan/vegetarian crowd.

"Before I was vegan, In-N-Out was one my favorite places in LA. Unfortunately, I haven't eat there in years because there are no vegan options," says Solomon. "I think it would be fantastic if In-N-Out would offer a veggie burger so that not only vegetarians and vegans could have a menu option, but also people looking to be healthier and do right by the environment."

You know, it's not like they haven't had the grilled cheese as an option at in-n-out for, like, forever now. And it wouldn't really be a very pure vegetarian burger considering that it'll be cooked right next to the real meat burgers. So you're going to get cross contamination unless you demand that the store makes and uses a specific grill only for veggie burgers. It sounds easy on paper to demand this but in practice it's fucking annoying.

Not to mention that it's a lifestyle choice you are making. You should be prepared to deal with not having In-n-out once you choose to live that method and shouldn't expect companies to bend to your personal choices. What next, Glutton free folks demand an optional bread for themselves?

Should I start a petition for a vegetarian restaurant to start serving up steak and other meat delicious dishes? I would think not. Basically, I'm not pissing in your lifestyle, how about you lay off ruining mine?

With all that said, enjoy your Labor Day Weekend.

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