Monday, April 13, 2009

Merry Muffins and Muff Diving Day

Merry Muffins and Muff Diving Day

A month ago was Steak and Blow job day. The history of this day was that it was created to counter the amount of effort men are pushed into by society and their significant others because of Valentine's Day. It's a nice idea in theory. Who doesn't like oral sex and steak? I know I'm a big fan of both. Though I generally like only one of those half done. Who doesn't like both steak and blowjobs? Nazi's! That's who. Oh yeah, and those crazy religious types. I guess feminist also don't dig on them too much as I'm sure it's seen as some sort of degrading act that goes against being equal.

I guess the major problem with this whole thing is that I made a clear stand when it comes to Valentine's day. I don't do it because it's something that seems pretty forced by the society or specific dates.

In an odd attempt to even the odds females took the ball(s) and ran with them. In response to Steak and Blowjob day there's Cake and Cunnilingus day on the 14th of April.
Why? Well, as some enterprising men have declared March 14 to be "Steak and Blowjob Day", we women thought we'd get in on the act as well, a month later.

Cake and Cunnilingus Day is about celebrating female pleasure. It's about putting our orgasms on the agenda and demanding pleasure equality! It's about lying back and gorging on chocolate mud cake while our lover sticks his eager tongue into our pussy!

Valentine's Day is for lovers, no matter what their gender. It's about emotion, about committment [sic], about relationships.

Cake and Cunnilingus Day is a little more carnally obsessed. Forget the roses! This day puts the focus on women, their sexuality... and their tastebuds!

Of course, it doesn't have to be all about cake. If you're so inclined you're welcome to celebrate Muffins and Muff Diving Day. Or Pudding and Pussy Licking Day. Or even Candy and Clit Licking Day. The important thing is that our coochies get the oral treatment they deserve!

We'll take steak and cunnilingus, followed by some cake, thank you very much.

Talk about a press release. I just have to wonder what's the point? If you're with someone who doesn't like giving you head on any other day and you sort of have to force them to celebrate a specific day of it... I think you're with the wrong person. While the act of the day is something I can get behind, the intent ruins it for me.

Much the same if you need to come up with a witty day to get your boyfriend to put on the scuba gear and go down on you, you're with the wrong person. These actions should be voluntary. How about this, make every day steak and blowjob day and clit lick and cake day. Well, maybe you shouldn't have the food along with it. Could raise your blood pressure to unhealthy levels. But you get the idea.

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