Sunday, October 4, 2009

Douche Bag of The Month Award

Douche Bag of The Month Award

The month just started and while I know I'll run across a lot of douche bag frat boys later this month during Halloween, I'm just going to award the winner of the douchebag of the month status to this guy...


Petra Diamonds CEO Johan Dippenaar holds a 507.55 carat white diamond recovered at the Cullinan Diamond Mine in South Africa.
They sure did a wonderful job photoshopping out the blood out.

I can just imagine what he's thinking right now. Something along these lines;
"Thanks you blacks for finding me this 19 million dollar rock. Maybe I'll feed you twice today... lol just kidding"
It would be pretty sweet if someone killed that fellow. Or at the very least chop off his hands. The whole diamond industry pisses me off to no end. It's also pretty ironic that the general idea is that women want a big fancy rock when they get hitched. I guess it's like the ol' saying goes, you don't ask how sausage is made, right?

Because if you just scrubbed the surface, like the poor black kids do with their bloody fingers, you would realize that it's a dirty job that causes a lot of death and pain and misery for little to no pay or compensation.

Just look at that diamond around your finger, you married folks, and realize how much suffering that symbol of your marriage has caused. For all your recycling and carbon emission preventing you go about doing, you don't care a bit.. not a single bit about the suffering of humanity. And heaven forbid you have to pay extra for clothing to avoid having it in a sweat shop.

In short, this may be the biggest douche bag of the month (and I didn't even write about those assholes in Maine who want to take away Gay marriage rights yet) but in reality, those who live blindly not knowing how the sausage is made on the every day things they enjoy are just as big douche bags.. only with a lot less millions in your pockets.

Happy October, folks....

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