THE KETO COOCH

THE KETO COOCH

Carbs are evil. Is what we're constantly told. Thus the Atkins diet and now the Keto diets are all the rage. Even though carbs are fucking delicious and well, I like eating them, they say that bread makes you fat and what can you do about that? But did you know that carbs are the only thing keeping the puss from getting stanky in your system?

Women's Heath magazine is basically going on about how a lot of women who are on the Keto diet are not feeling the most... freshest. In fact, it's a bit of a Keto Crotch. A strong sell that your vagina begins to spew out after dieters cut out all carbs and live that best life you oh so wanted to live.

Without carbs, there's also another situation that arises. Keto dieters suffer from having their breath smell like nail polish remover as well because our body burns fat for energy rather than carbs. It goes into Ketosis, which in turn causes the body to produce more ketones than you norally do. Which include acetoaceate, beta-hydroxybutrate, and acetone. You know, that stuff literally in your nail polish. That increase in your system's ketones make for a smellier shit, pee, and breath.

So yeah, I guess you dropped all that weight, but who the fuck wants to be around your stank breath ass. Not to mention who the hell wants to go down on you when your no carb eating ass just stank like crazy. Man, I'm being mean here, aren't I? 


Though the ketosis isn't what makes your love box smell. The changes in your carb intake in the diet can alter the vagina's pH levels and that's what causes the odor that you're probably having. Which who knows if this is actually a situation you can control with or off the keto diet. It's just a matter that those on the diet seem to be the common factor in it all.

Then again, a high carb diet can possibly lead to yeast infections. So, you know, maybe it's just a matter that we all need to practice a little moderation on all those matters.