I WANT TO BELIEVE, MULDER

I WANT TO BELIEVE, MULDER

Okay, so I went through a lot of conspiracy theories in a post a couple of days ago and I still had a slew of them more that I figured a part 2 to the whole thing was in order.  Besides, this pads out my post count for the month so I don't have to rant about some other stupid thing and can continue to make you think I'm even more crazier with these stupid conspiracy theories.

Mind you, I don't believe all of these. A lot of them I'm pulling from the sort of collective internet as the general idea of what folks believe in and what folks see as the truth to what happened. In many instances, just talking about conspiracy theories makes you sound bat shit bonkers. In other cases, it's perfectly normal ways to sort of rationalize something you can't explain. This is generally what the bump in the nights that you believe are ghost end up being. Your brain putting into place some "rational" explanation as to what that noise was, even though saying Ghost is as far from rational as possible.

So let's continue in this sort of Coast 2 Coast bullet points of conspiracies;

The general idea is that most of the people that you interact with online aren't actually "real" people. I mean, they exist. But they are mostly government tools making sure that normal citizens are forming the correct opinions in the sort of hivemind situation on stupid forums around the world. Look, I'm on to you fuckers. You can't fool me!

Though, when you think about it, shadow government conspiracies seem all sorts of cool and stuff, but the only real conspiracy that makes any real sense is that something outside of humanity is propping us all up, otherwise how can we be this fucking dumb and not let our whole world collapse under how short sighted we really are. 

The whole notion that American food companies promote an unhealthy diet is so that there is less strain in America's plumbing system, that probably is so far out of date, it would shock you. Instead of modernizing the sewage systems in most places, they just count on you having the looses of bowel movements. Just imagine, if everyone ate a carrot or two, society would just collapse and the infrastructure would just fall completely apart.

A while back when Hawaii got that nuclear warning message and to seek shelter, it was actually North Korea firing a missile at them and it was quickly intercepted by our missile defense. To prevent the cries for war and retaliation for this act of war, a union state employee was blamed for the whole mess and was "fired" into a nice retirement package with a huge chunk of land in Kauai.

I'm just not sure if I believe in a specific theory about the whole JFK assassination as a whole, but I don't believe Oswald did the whole thing alone. How come when Lee Harvey Oswald was briefly questioned on TV, he said things like  "I don't know what's going on, they haven't said they charged me with anything and I haven't killed anyone or committed any act of violence."

Typically in an assassination of a hugely political person, and on screen in front of literally the world to see, the assassin would take every opportunity to grandstand their grand manifesto on why they did it and who made them (usually God), instead of acting completely confused by everything. It's just really weird in the grand scheme of things. Also, strange how he was murdered in broad daylight, surrounded by cops, during a televised prison transfer and Jack Ruby's excuse of "Gee, I just wanted to spare a widow a trail!" just seemed.... well, off.

On a lighter note, the piss tapes are totally real and I'm sure that in this modern age of technology, will be around once Trump is... well, read above or tossed in prison.

There's this notion that the whole situation of Jonestown was something else. Especially that something else happened with Jim Jone's brain. If you weren't aware, he shifted from a civil rights and social justice leader to the head of a cult of personality who abused his followers, moved them all to Guyana and then forced them to drink the kool aid, which had poison in it. My guess is that it could have been some brain trauma or a natural tumor or a neurological disease, but then I wonder with the FBI fucking with civil rights leaders at the time, if someone maybe brain fucked with Jim Jones. I know he took a lot of drugs, but there's some indication he may have been self medicating for some kind of pain with unknown source. Yeah, this whole paragraph sounds crazy as fuck, but it may just be my way of rationalizing a senseless tragedy of the whole thing. 

Finally, "Aliens" and "Ghost" are pretty closely linked and are both manifestations of the same sort of energy. Nobody who ever died has become a ghost and no alien life that would have visited Earth ahs been seen or interacted with humans. But there's some kind of psychic energy out there that links the two things together. They may very well be both manifestations of a shared subconscious.

Think about it in pop culture. Alien encounters started off as strange shit. You had aliens that were giant metal boxes attacking earth and little green men, also turning women into giant blondes who attack small towns out in the middle of nowhere. All kinds of strange stuff, then the whole grey alien becomes the pop culture norm of the era and slowly every single alien encounter involved them anally probing some red neck.

Ghost have a very similar set of standards. If you read about them in ancient ghost encounters from the 1800's, you had ghost sticking their hands in people's butt checks, flicking noses and playing musical instruments and shooting ecto plasma all over the place.  As time progressed and their popularity went up, ghost encounters became "there's a bang on the wall, oh shit, a ghost!" and now that's the encounter everyone sort of bullshits with. 

You could just state that crazy people are just coping with generic story telling and the majority of these encounters are that exactly, but there's a small chance that people who really experience some weird ass psychic events but frame it as a spooky ghost or ass probing aliens is doing so because that's how the mind processes it. 

Well, there you have it. A lot of conspiracy theories to play with. Many of which are just bat shit insane and fun typing. Some... .maybe I'll get killed for.