SHOULD YOU BUY A GUN?

SHOULD YOU BUY A GUN?

There's a lot of tough choices to make in this life and one of them is the basic choice on if you should take on your constitutional right in baring an arm like your founding fathers decided you damn right have the ability to.

So it's high time you ask yourself one simple question - Should you buy yourself a gun? This helpful blog post will run down some of the situations that you may find that you need to shoot something until it stops moving in either the direction towards or away from you.

First off, ask yourself if you live in a forest and want to make hunting easier. If the answer is yes, than buy a gun. if it's no. then perhaps you should have a better reason to buy a gun prepared.

Maybe you can start by buying the bullets and seeing how you feel. Then if you like them, perhaps buy other parts of the gun. Slowly though, you don't want to rush into this decision. Go with the trigger last or else you'll just be clicking that thing all the time and getting annoyed with yourself. In the end you should shoot them around a bit. If you like that, then you could totally give a grenade a try. But make sure you pull the pin out first and see if you like it. Then buy the whole grenade. It's really the best way to purchase anything.

On top of that, make sure that it is super impractical. I know, that doesn't sound productive. Neither does buying a gun. The more impractical the better. This way you get style points for holding it and you never have to shoot it because it's intimidating enough as is. I think that the pistol-grip shotgun is a cool looking piece, but I'll bet that they're just not very easy to shoot as other shotguns. In reality, they probably have terrible recoil and are harder to aim. They absolutely look so much cooler holding, so the obvious answer here is to buy that specific one.

Another helpful tip is to go to the gun store right before closing. They'll just discount heavily on the day old guns. That's if you even want to buy a gun. With the way modern technology is these days, you can just 3D print one at home.

If you're going to buy one, you should probably consider going a bit classier with it and getting a WWI artillery cannon instead. They're a bit pricier, you can't conceal carry them or anything, but people will take you a lot more seriously if you drop the cash for it. Just think of it as the ultimate dick swinging gun.

"I own a gun and don't suffer from erectile dysfunction and small penis syndrome."
-Said by nobody ever.

I get it, the need to own a gun if you live in America is goddamn huge. You feel otherwise worthless if you don't have something to go BANG BANG with, but let's just say that if you smash in some heads with a bat, it's 10x's more satisfying than just pulling a trigger. Stop being a pussy and do what you gotta do.

I guess if that thing you gotta do is to buy one and do something incredibly reckless with it, than so be it. You can then jump in to the world of being an open carry enthusiast, maybe start your own Youtube channel about being a worthless piece of shit gun nut. It is your new thing after all, so jump right in to it with both feet and have a blast with it!

See what I did there with blast? Yeah. sorry.

Just realize that at this point, I've probably killed more animals with my car than with my guns. So they probably should offer licenses for driving.... or at the very least outlaw cars. Maybe then we should use guns for transportation instead, so you'll just ride it like a Harry Potter broom and then jump up and shoot it behind you allowing the force of the shot to make you fly forwards. You know, it's basic physics in all of this.