MARK WAHLBERG

MARK WAHLBERG

I hate this douche. Mainly because he's a piece of shit Bostonian who did a hate crime and got away with it essentially causing a liquor store owner to go blind because... well fuck it, let's just focus on this fuckers look at his schedule.

First off, I'll be savage. I don't see any time allotted to beating up Elderly Korean men, so this clearly can't be Marky Mark's real schedule of events to do daily.

Yeah, I started out rough, but come on... he did as well. Also, I shouldn't be surprised, for yous ee, who doesn't spend an hour a day in some chamber building up power levels in a cryo recovery zone. And what sort of snacks takes an hour and a half to consume as well as puts you into a catatonic state? What the fuck?

I'm all for being clean, but who the hell also spends 90 minutes in a shower? I guess, as a man, it takes longer to crank one out the older you get. Man, I'm not looking to old age. I guess everyone can be a Hollywood celebrity if you just scrub for 90 minutes straight every day to wash off the layers of regular-person dirt you have on yourself.

Also, how the fuck do you "Golf" for half an hour? What the fuck kind of bullshit is that? I mean, I hate golf unless it has tiny little windmills in it, but what the fuck sort of quick game are you trying to get at?

Thirty minutes of prayer?!  That's a lot to thank the good lord for. I guess as both a Catholic and a Hollywood actor, it's probably just code for diddling.

Also, who the fuck is awake during the day? What a fucking loser. Who the hell works two hours a day and still manages to maintain the dumbest schedule possible. I wonder what the kids think of their dumbass father who is sound asleep by 7:30 and roams the house at 2:30 in the goddamn morning eating and working out like a retarded vampire. How about you offset your day by 2 hours, even finance savants aren't even going to be by 7:30.  Live a little, you asshole.

Let's just say that this mother fucker is no The Rock, and even the Rock in his stupid schedule gets up at 4am. Yup, you do know this, right? The Rock gets up at 4am every morning and rents warehouses in industrial areas that he sets up as his own personal gyms in cities all across America.

What I'm saying is that somewhere... right now.... in America... you could be hundreds of feet away from THE ROCK, right this moment.... and you'd never know it.

Just think about that.

Then again, I think that's what the SAW killer did, which is weird, but also a little cool all things considered. 

Back to Mark, this stupid ass schedule is pretty clearly done for one reason. To avoid his wife and life. He probably gets a solid 4 hours alone before anyone in his family even wakes up. By the time she is up and getting the kids ready for school he's already 3 hours into his stupid golf, snack and cryo time. He basically doesn't need to see any of the people he lives with until about 11am with Family and work time. Which, by the way, is the fucking dumbest time to have any sort of "family" time. Also, most of his time he probably spends on "work", which he has basically arranged things so that even neither of them are working he won't need to see her for more than 2 hours a day.


In short, Mark Wahlberg is a piece of shit.