ORSON WELLS AINT GOT NOTHING ON MODERN MORONS

ORSON WELLS AINT GOT NOTHING ON MODERN MORONS

Over the weekend a Space X rocket was launched, confusing the fuck out of a lot of people for some dumb reason even though there's about roughly one launch every couple of months. It looked a little something like this



I'm just really surprised that since we live in a place that regularly gets rocket launches out of the base just north of Santa Barbara, that we have a couple of space manufactures and companies here, that no one can get a grip on the fact that a giant thing is in the sky.

Sort of reminds me of the whole story about War of the Worlds radio program that was claimed to have scared folks into a panic in thinking that it was real. The actual reality to that is that those reports were false and the radio show didn't actually cause panic in the streets. In fact, the whole craze of reporting it as such was simply a matter that the News Print industry wanted to discredit and put a black eye on radio since it was a much faster means of delivering the news than having to actually write a story about it, print it and get it out to the masses. So it was Print media's way of just throwing some shade on the whole medium of radio.

Yeah, I think I just ruined your Halloween and the notion that masses could be stirred up so easily. Don't worry, they still can. The only difference is that now the attention span of that outrage is much shorter and moved on quickly to another outrage without ever really resolving the first.

Besides, everyone knows that the pretty blue and white glow that this Space X rocket was just chem trails and we're all just getting dumber and dumber due to government stooges suppressing the masses... Okay, maybe not, but I'm sure someone will make a stupid youtube video about it soon in wondering if another Space X rocket is some how a UFO just really showing off blasting away from the earth.

Come back, Alf.