COSTCO TP

COSTCO TP

Let's get down to a shitty conversation. Kirkland brand toilet paper.

JUST.
DON'T.
DO
IT.

It's literally like sandpaper and you need to fold the fucker like 8 times over on top of each other to get the same thickness as one sheet of Charmin that costco has sitting right there next to their shitty toilet paper for only $3 more.

Your ass will appreciate it, and if you listen carefully, the sound of the next fart you crank out will whisper the words thank you.

On that note, you should also just buy flushable wet wipes. Your ass will thank you as well, because let's not mince words here, sometimes it's a mess to clean up or your business just wrecks you. Be kind to yourself, and especially to your ass.

I know this isn't the most prolific post, but it had to be said some time before the new year. Because while you're out there making all those new year new you resolutions, you should focus on your self care first. Namely that you're not hurting your own asshole with every wipe. That shit is just not good for you and you should not be going into 2019 with such negatively towards your own well being.