I mean, let's not beat around the bush and let's just get to the real nitty gritty. The Catholic church is the fucking worse, but you already knew that.
However bad you thought the corruption among Catholic clergy and bishops was, the reality is much worse. pic.twitter.com/AN8gPLwAwo— Michael Brendan Dougherty (@michaelbd) August 14, 2018
Like, fucking seriously, fuck them. Look, we are even factoring in shit like the good work they do, you know, like discouraging using condoms to prevent STDs and discriminating against LGBT groups. Oh man, they're just all in it for the luls.
I get it, I sound like an asshole atheist who is shitting on your style of faith, but look, we're not all that one prick who wears a fedora off the internet and gets you mildly annoyed. So, I mean, stop putting atheist at the same level as the catholic church. I mean, you're reading that shit above, right? I guess the atheist crime worse than all that is replacing god with cold reason instead of warm flesh and blood.
Also, Predator Priest would be a really good band name. so no one else take it while I get a bunch of guys together. Our first album will be called Rectory Prolapse.
But again, there's literally hundreds of dangerous pedophiles in.... fucking Pennsylvania? I mean, the theory now is maybe it's just Pennsylvania where all the bad ones go to. I'm pretty sure everywhere else is fine. Even with the stupid theory on why there's so many Catholic priest that are bad with the diddling being that they're required to be abstinent by the command of the Pope, that in itself could potentially attract other people with sexual problems to become priest. Protestant priest at least can fuck and are not ruled by the Pope, so no strange shit there.... riiiiiiiight.
I've come to the conclusion that the Catholic Church hasn't done a single good thing since promoting literacy in the dark ages. PROVE.ME.WRONG.
Or, wait. did they actually do the exact opposite to maintain a monopoly on interpreting the scripture? I can't remember anymore because the church seems to do nothing but the worst possible thing in every situation.
Since you know, the whole concept of the people being able to read the bible was just an abhorrent concept to the catholic church. The bible was literally a book of magic. Really sad given that the new testament was written in simple Koine Greek and not the lofty language of classical greek for a reason. It was meant to be something that the poor, the oppressed and the marginalized could easily access and not be exclusive for ultra wealthy clergy sitting in their gilded palaces. And yet here we are.
Just goes to show you that the Catholic church is literally a mafia since, like, forever.
On that note, enjoy Christmas services!
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