HOW IS INCEST SO NORMAL THESE DAYS?

HOW IS INCEST SO NORMAL THESE DAYS?

An odd thing I discovered the other day is that Incest is the fastest growing trend in porn these days and at first I thought that was just Esquire writing shit for the sake of writing shit, but then I read somewhere else that Millennials are watching more incest porn and I was like, what the fuck, man. First with the avocado toast and now with incest porn. What gives, bro? Fuck me, daddy! Oh wait, wrong phrasing to use.

But seriously. what is with all these literal mother fuckers? Why can't there be a pornhub for porn and an incesthub for incest. Making a fetish mainstream just stops making it a fetish. It's a strange enough one, I mean, I can't say it's a new one. there's plays written about this sort of complex of wanting to go back in where you came out. but I seriously wonder how many families had problems because of this trend. That's something to be more curious about, especially since the average make up of a home now is a bit different than it once was, where step brothers and sisters are much more common and perhaps the whole step parents thing factors in to feeling like it's once removed or something of that nature.

I do find it funny that of all the things Millennials have been blamed for, somehow a growth in incest porn just seems to top the other stuff by so many levels that it's pretty comical. I mean, some would say it's pretty Erotic as well, but it's also very gross and no one can deny that, even if you are all desperately waiting for an HBO show where you cheer on an aunt and nephew fucking each other and that had another main player in the whole thing be brother and sister without anything even removing them from straight up blood. So then maybe it's the media's fault. Damn you Game of Thrones.

Though, let's all be honest. Is anyone actually watching porn for the title, setting or even plotline? Probably just shitty algorithms just assuming the interest in the title and how just how hot the actors look when they're slamming their bodies together.  Or maybe Millennials want what the heart wants and what they just can't have;
Jobs, Healthcare, financial security and step mommy's thiccccccc ass.

Sometimes I sit and look at the stars outside, all hundred billion of them when the clouds aren't out and it's a clear night and I wonder what the porn on pay sites is like. I'm pretty sure it's the same shit only some moron just paid for it, but you know, these are the things I think about. Not about if you can fuck your sibling or step parent. That shit just seems like some introverts desire.

It's also not even just the youth. I mean, I guess we're just finally being represented by a President who shares the same desire as his young voters. Especially considering how many times he flat out wants to fuck his own daughter. But hey, anything to connect to the young voters, right?

This whole thing just makes me feel like we should pull the plug now. I know you read my valued opinions on this little boxed things made up of a series of tubes and information. But the experiment has clearly failed.

Just about time to buy some hustlers again, ask a few people where to send them Christmas cards and figure out what their phone numbers actually are, join a bowling league and forget that the internet thing ever actually happened. It may take some time, but I think we can all agree that this is a line crossed too far. This just has to end now. How much more of this circle can we actually go on? Do you remember back when PokemonGo came out and was brand new and Pokemon was the number one or two searched porn term for a short period of time according to some news article? Yeah, I think that's proof enough that we just need to walk away.