THE HOLIDAY GIFT OF SWARMS OF BEES

THE HOLIDAY GIFT OF SWARMS OF BEES 

It's Christmas Eve and you're probably wondering what you're doing with your life. Look, it's a wonderful one. Just enjoy. No wait, that's not where I was going to go with this. You're probably wondering what last minute gift you can give to some one. Or, if you're like me, you don't care about giving gifts or going into debt for the sake of kissing some ass.

But anyhow, perhaps you're looking for a way to get on Santa's nice list one final time. For you I have something that can accomplish all these things of enacting your evil ways while also being a patron saint. 

GIVE THE GIFT OF HONEYBEES 

Yes, for only $30 you can unleash a wave of savage  honeybees on the less fortunate so that they can use them to create honey and sell. I mean, yeah, you can look at it as giving them the means to sustain themselves while also generating something that is better for the planet as well as increasing the shrinking number of bees in the world that pollinate and keep the eco system going round and round, but you can also look at it as simply dumping a ton of stingy assholes on the poor. Which is always an evil thing you shouldn't do if you're a kind soul, right?

The choice is pretty easy and clear, and if you give it to someone as a Christmas present, I'm pretty sure they'll be happy knowing that some family is getting stung hardcore, while also making a good living making and selling honey. See, it's a wonderful life after all.