Monday, December 10, 2018

JIM FROM THE OFFICE KINDA SUCKED

JIM FROM THE OFFICE KINDA SUCKED

Look, I get it, Jim was really good at mugging at the camera a lot, but in general, that guy really kinda sucked. Oh, Now you think I'm just pressing the button to stir shit up, I know. But look at the fact and beyond everything else and you'll see that the guy was really a giant piece of shit.

Don't believe me? Let's go down the list. He constantly pranked and outright tortured those he calls his friends in the office. And while I realize it's funny because he's pranking the people who we all consider annoying, it's still a very bold and striking move that would land anyone in the HR office with some strict warnings, if not down right getting fired for those actions.

Then he was a goddamn terrible boyfriend and husband. He broke up with Katy on the boat, and was a massive piece of shit to Karen. Not to mention he didn't even go to Pam's art show and straight up convinced her to drop out of Art school to marry him. All, you know, before just moving to Philadelphia right after Pam has their second child. That's kind of a dick move there, Bro.

Look, I know I suffer from it a lot, so I can attest, he is extremely passive-aggressive and yeah, I know it's kind of a dick thing to do, so I'm not going to make excuses for me, but man, what a passive-aggressive asshole Jim seems to be. He is also a bit of a lazy sack of shit that seems fail at everything he does.

Then he's really bad with money and his finances. He invested his family's savings in some stupid vanity job and he straight up bought a house without consulting his wife at all. Is it any wonder that Pam is all fucked up? The guy, while having a cute smile and being sweet is one of those asshole pricks who you have no problem calling a dick.


He also is completely awful when it comes to Halloween costumes. He constantly has the worst costume of the entire office staff. At some point someone would have just flat out called him a fucker if he kept having such low motivation at anything like costumes again.

That's another thing. What the fuck does Jim even like to do other than pranks and pining for Pam? He had no hobbies I could ever figure out. He never wanted to go out, even with his girlfriends. He just lives in this state of constant disdain, except for the end of the show when he wants to start the odd "sports job" and suddenly excited about it because the writers needed to have him want to move away for some reason.


Not like his word is worth anything either, he promised a job to Darryl and totally forgot about it until drunkenly threatened. Talk about not even being good for your word, you piece of shit Jim.

I especially enjoyed it when Jim and Pam went to Roy's wedding at the end of the show and were freaked out by how much he succeeded in life. They wasted away at the shitty paper company content in their love while possibly shirking career and professional advancement. Then the passion faded into complacency, but they still could feel superior in being the perfect and ordained match for each other compared to their peers.

But Roy is there to show them that with his big house and great relationship and success that what Jim and Pam had isn't something special or unique, and all the cultivation served only to distract from building a better life. I'm pretty sure that if they did an office "Where are they now?" segment, Jim and Pam would have gone through a very bitter divorce a few years ago and Jim would not be a huge Mens Rights Advocate.


What? Don't believe me? Look at how much of a monster he was to his girlfriends. Purse saleswoman was just a tool to make Pam jealous and when he realize that wasn't working he instantly dropped her in the most coldest way possible. Karen was the rebound girlfriend, simply a replacement for Pam. The second he had to put in any effort in to the relationship, he began to sabotage it so badly. then broke up with her and within hours asked Pam on a date.

I mean, the show likes to present Michael as some huge loser in relationships, but at least he wasn't a fucking monster that fed on human suffering and sacrificed women to the Alter of Pam.

If there's anyone you should look up to in the Office, it's no one else other than Creed. He constantly stole from work, was very fluid sexually as he mentioned that he most likely had sex with a few men. And always did drugs and managed to scam a corporation into paying him despite not actually doing any real work. Not to mention he plays guitar and sings. Oh, and he may have murdered people. Who knows. Still a shit ton better than being anything remotely close to someone like Jim.

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