Look, this story is old. I know, but I was going through a lot and this story just seems like something I have to comment on because of who I am as a person and my experience with religion getting forced down your throat. But hey, some stupid dumb fuck got shot in the ass and killed by some natives.
An American missionary killed on a remote Indian island by a tribe he was hoping to convert reportedly wrote a letter to his parents asking them not to be ‘mad at them or at God’ if he was killed.
John Allen Chau, 26, was reportedly shot dead in the anus with arrows when he arrived at North Sentinel Island.
A post from his family on his Instagram account said he was reported killed while “reaching out to members of the Sentinelese Tribe in the Andaman Islands.”
They said “words cannot express” the sadness they are experiencing, adding: “We forgive those reportedly responsible for his death”.
According to DailyMail.com, Mr Chau wrote a letter to his parents about his hopes to convert the remote tribe.
“You guys might think I’m crazy in all this but I think it’s worth it to declare Jesus to these people,” he wrote in the letter, which was obtained by DailyMail.com.
He went on: “Please do not be angry at them or at God if I get killed.
“Rather please live your lives in obedience to whatever he has called you to and I’ll see you again when you pass through the veil.”
The letter was reportedly dated November 16 – one day after local fishermen said they first took Mr Chau to the island – and signed ‘Soli Deo gloria’.
Entries in Mr Chau’s journal, also obtained by the Daily Mail, documented his encounter with the tribe, who met him armed with bows and arrows.
He later reportedly wrote: ‘Well, I’ve been shot in the butt [sic] by the Sentinelese… By a kid probably about 10 or so years old, maybe a teenager, short compared to those who looked like adults.”
The Sentinelese people on the small forested island are known to resist contacts with outsiders, often attacking anyone who comes near.
Visits to the island are heavily restricted by the government and police and anthropologists are now trying to recover Mr Chau’s body.
I mean, it's not like the dude didn't see it coming. It's stated right there, if they kill me, because I'm a dumb ass who has to push my agenda on any and everyone, then by all means forgive them because I was a stupid idiot. Crystal clear, right as rain right there.
Good. I think someone who does this sort of shit needs to be taken out of the pool. Why do you have to force your religion on folks like this? They've shunned even advancements and technology, yet you feel the need to just tell them good word about Jesus? Fuck off you wank.
Here's hoping that he wrote someone saying "ow, my ass! Oh nooooo!" because this is just one silly way to go out. At least he died doing what he loved. Screaming his lord's name while having his asshole savaly savaged by savages. His tombstone should read;
Here lies;
Johnny.
Shot in the butt by the Senegalese.
Rammed in the ass for Christ.
But when you also think about it, Millennials are killing the not getting stabbed to death in the butt industry and it's shocking. Though, it really does sound like a novel way to get out of student loans when you think about it.
Little fun fact for you. The Senegalese have also been known to perform female dominant beach orgies when confronted by outsides, as a way to show their.. you know, dominance. I'm just glad that their beautiful and erotic culture remains unsullied by this missionary and his lame ass beliefs. When you think about it, this is probably how Thanksgiving should have been all along.
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