COSTCO - DON'T TALK ILL OF COSTCO

COSTCO - DON'T TALK ILL OF COSTCO

Look, you may have a difference of opinion, but you're wrong. Costco is fucking amazing and I don't know why you haven't converted to my religion of Costco yet. I've been pushing this agenda for a while here on this page and well, look, it's an institution that you need to get on top of.

Also, if your spouse is not on the train with you about Costco, well, what kind of marriage is this? You need to go get a divorce. Because we simply do not talk ill about Costco.




Say for example your significant other shames you for being annoyed that Costco no longer stocks a particular item and so you vigorously shake the costco associate by the arms screaming at them to fix your broken marriage.. WHY, KAREN, WHYYYYY? What did bill in accounting have that I haven't provided you!?!

See, at that point you just stroll down to the books and other strange misc. area that is in every Costco for some reason and you pick yourself up a Kirkland brand marriage counseling package. Good news, they come in twin packs! Great value, Much awesome good times.

And if that doesn't work, just go for the Costco divorce. It's offered as you leave the store next to the Solar Panel person and the Air heating system dude selling you something.

But seriously, if your life partner doesn't know the wonders of Costco and sings its praise like a religion, then you two just were not meant to be and you should kick bricks. At least you didn't have kids.... or did you? I mean, why else would you be shopping at Costco if you hadn't cranked out a few bottomless mouths?