Monday, March 30, 2009

All The President's Women

All The President's Women

They say that behind every good man there's a better woman. I'm not sure if that's reverse sexism or not but I'll just roll with it. I mean, clearly Obama has a good right hand with Michelle, like every other President before him to keep them the man they are. But with that whole First Lady duty comes a lot of responsibilities. Being President of the free nation of ours is a stressful job. What if they aren't up for the task?

Well, it's nothing new. Through the course of time there has been the commander in chef that has looked elsewhere to get a little executive orders done. The faces and scandals behind them are known and history has indeed become the judge of their actions. Then again, we've more or less forgot all about them while we look for our new leader to screw up somehow.

So it's my honor to bring you this link and several images of all the Presidents Floozies. by artist Annie Kevans


Sally Cary Fairfax - Washington



Venus - Washington Doing slave girls like its 1799



Sally Hemings - Jefferson The Original Playa



Maria Cosway - Jefferson


Ellen Randolph - Van Buren
Has that Goth thing going. Very Noooice!


William Rufus DeVane King - Buchanan
Don't ask, Don't tell.


Lucia Gilbert Calhoun - Garfield


Maria Halpin - Grover Cleveland


Mary Allen Hulbert Peck - Wilson


Carrie Phillips - Warren G Harding


Nan Britton - Warren G Harding


Lucy Page Mercer - FDR Dorothy


Schiff - FDR


Princess Martha of Norway - FDR
Not bad for a cripple!


Kay Summersby - Eisenhower


Judith Exner - JFK The biggest Mack Daddy-in-Chief of them all!


Pam Turnure - JFK


Blaze Starr - JFK


Marilyn Monroe - JFK
Oh yeah you know he hit that


Ellen Romesch - JFK


Gunilla Von Post - JFK


Jill Cowan (Faddle)- JFK


Mariella Novotny - JFK


Priscilla Wear (Fiddle) - JFK


Annie Blanche Banks (Tempest Storm) - JFK


Leslie Devereaux - JFK
This fucking guy, seriously. You sure it wasn't an angry husband on the grassy hill?


Madeleine Brown - LBJ


Alice Glass - LBJ


Paula Jones - Bill Clinton


Monica Lewinsky - Bill Clinton
Somehow I'm in the mood for a cigar...

So while Bill Clinton may have been a major playa, all you playa haters out there can focus your attention on the first Playa



Yeah, that's right. You wont say anything bad about this guy cause, well, he didn't have it all that good. Let's see you get through the Cuban missile crisis without a staff of women on the side. Jackie O was hottie but we're talking about an all out doomsday situation.

In any case, Great work Annie. Your images are simple and yet very distinct.

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