What's Your Sign?

What's Your Sign?


I recently wrote about the Zombie sign hacking and a thought occurred to me... Perhaps you may want to do some of those before they get wise to the act. But years of television has left your creative side an empty husk of what it should be.. Fear not! Let me help you out in thinking of some witty sign ideas so you can input into the machines to fool those road rage induced folks.

The simple guide
......... mean it's just a page break
____ time for a new sign


DRIVERS
BEWARE
...
CONTAINMENT
ZONE BREACH

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BREAKING NEWS
......
PRESIDENT SHOT
......
STAY CALM

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PLAGUE OF LOCUSTS 8AM - 5PM

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NUCLEAR ATTACK ON NEW YORK
...
CITY COMPLETELY DESTROYED
...
MARTIAL LAW HAS BEEN DECLARED
...
RETURN TO YOUR HOMES IMMEDIATELY
...
ALL THOSE BREAKING 9 PM CURFEW
...
WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT

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Your Spouse Is Cheating On You


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SKYNET
ONLINE

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HEY JIM. JIM.
...........
JIM!!!
.........
NO, NOT YOU, THE OTHER JIM
........
YOU FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE OVEN

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ALL WORK AND NO PLAY
....
MAKE HOMER SOMETHING SOMETHING

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YOU ARE NOW ENTERING
............
THE TWILIGHT ZONE

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TIME TRAVELER SPEED LIMIT 88 MPH

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NEXT EXIT 52 MILES

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YOU IN THE TOYOTA
..............
WHY DO YOU HATE USA?

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ROAD BEHIND CLOSED

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ZIP UP!
IT'S THE LAW!

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WARNING
BLOODY CONDITIONS AHEAD
USE CAUTION

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GOD IS DEAD
JUST THOUGHT
YOU SHOULD KNOW

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WATCH OUT FOR
TRANSFORMING CARS

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STOP
...
HAMMERTIME

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NEVER GONNA
GIVE YOU
UP
.......
NEVER GONNA
LET YOU
DOWN

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SEND HELP!
........
STUCK IN HIGHWAY
.......
SIGN FACTORY

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SPEED LIMIT
......
100 MPH
......
GO GO GO!

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HIGHWAY TO
DANGER
ZONE

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AVOID ALL CEMETARIES
THE DEAD HAVE RISEN
THEY'RE BANGING ON THE DOOR

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404 ROAD NOT FOUND

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FLASHY
HIGHWAY
SIGNS
........
YES THIS
IS WHAT
WE DO WITH
.........
YOUR TAX
MONEY
HA HA HA
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THEY LIVE

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HONK IF YOU
LOVE KITTENS
...
AND PUPPIES TOO
I GUESS

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PLEASE WELCOME
OUR NEW
...
ARACHNID
OVERLORDS

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FIRE MISSION RECEIVED
MORTAR STRIKE INBOUND

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DON'T
PANIC

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THIS IS NOT
MY BEAUTIFUL
WIFE
......
THIS IS NOT
MY BEAUTIFUL
HOUSE
.......
HOW DID
I GET
HERE?

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WINDOWS
A FATAL EXCEPTION
HAS OCCURRED
AT EXIT 12

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FREE GAS
3-4PM
SHELL STATION
EXIT 8

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CYLON ATTACK ON
HOMEWORLDS IS
UNDERWAY

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LOOK OUT BEHIND
YOU IN THE REAR
SEATS HE HAS
AN AXE

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THE NEXT
SENTENCE
IS TRUE
..........
THE PREVIOUS
SENTENCE
IS FALSE

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Easy way to root out robots.

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NO YOU DON'T
SUFFER FROM
..........
DELUSIONS OF
REFERENCE
.........
THIS SIGN
REALLY IS
........
TALKING TO
YOU.

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IF YOU NOTICE
THESE NOTICES
..........
YOU WILL NOTICE
THAT THESE NOTICES
.........
WERE NOT WORTH
NOTICING

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OH GOD, HOW
DID THIS GET
HERE?
........
I AM NOT
GOOD
WITH SIGNS

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PREPARE TO ENTER
THE SCARY DOOR

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THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU GORDON
.............
IN THE TEST CHAMBER

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HOW DO I GET OUT OF
........
THIS CHICKEN SHIT OUTFIT???

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ALL DRIVERS MUST NUKE THE SITE FROM ORBIT
...........
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE

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COMBINE CHECKPOINT 2 KM
............
HAVE ID READY

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TO HACK SIGN
USE PASSWORD
"DOTS"

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EVERY DEAD
BODY NOT
EXTERMINATED
..........
GETS UP
AND KILLS
..........
THE PEOPLE
IT KILLS
..........
GET UP
AND KILL

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FOR A
GOOD TIME
...........
CALL
.........
[number of state hw patrol]

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FINAL LAP
............
TIME EXTENSION!!!

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ATTN:
BUSES
.......
KEEPOVER
50 MPH
........
*AT*
*ALL*
*COST*

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INCIDENT
AT BLACK
MESA
...........
FACILITY
REPORTED
BEWARE
..........
HEAD
CRABS
NXT 5Mi

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Beware of the blue shells

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TO HACK
ROAD SIGN
...
UP UP
DOWN DOWN
LEFT RIGHT
.....
LEFT RIGHT
B A
START

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WORKER BEES
CAN LEAVE
......
EVEN DRONES CAN
FLY AWAY
......
THE QUEEN IS
THEIR SLAVE

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Well, hopefully that helped you in coming up with some witty signs to hack into the road construction. Then again, I must warn you. It's highly illegal and can cause major back ups on the road. So go ahead and do it anyway. You know you want to!