Can you feel it in the air? You know what I'm talking about. It's no lie that around this time of year with a whole new year beginning and this one coming to a close, as well as the ideas of what you're going to give your long time girlfriend for Christmas that will totally live up to the hype of the new car and DeBeers ads have left you mirroring your life to, it's about that time of year that is only second to Valentines day in terms of engagements.
If you will join me now on one mans path into this time honored tradition in his own sick and twisted method with this little drive they are about to take out in the scenic roads of America.
Awwww. Jennifer must think she's on a normal drive till she sees a sign that has her name on it...
Awwwwwwww! How romantic! I wonder what her answer will be. Maybe it'll be a ye....
Wait a minute, what's this next sign?
Whhhhhaaaaaa?
BAM! Damn, this isn't very nice of a thing to do and then drop that bomb shell on them...
Oh... there's more?
Well.. damn. That's not very nice at all. That was actually rather mean. Come on dude, that's not very Holiday in spirit!
But you get the idea. Perhaps you shouldn't propose or expect that blood diamond this time of year. It's really not that practical and finding a good present is tough enough, let alone to live to the hype of a ring is really silly. So if you're thinking of hinting towards that with your significant other, try to curb it or hold off a little.
Seasons Greetings! Well.. not for Jennifer. She better start packing.
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