Thursday, December 10, 2009

A Women Dies Because She Had A Pain In Her Ass

A Women Dies Because She Had A Pain In Her Ass

Yes, that's right.. rectum? It killed'em! Ha! I guess I just had to do that joke. But check this news out..

In case you weren't up with your Argentina tongue, here's the news story in your own language.
BUENOS AIRES, Argentina (Associated Press) — A 38-year-old former Miss Argentina has died from complications after undergoing cosmetic surgery on her buttocks.

Solange Magnano, a mother of twins who won the crown in 1994, died of a pulmonary embolism Sunday after three days in critical condition following a gluteoplasty in Buenos Aires.

Close friend Roberto Piazza said the procedure involved injections and the liquid "went to her lungs and brain."

"A woman who had everything lost her life to have a slightly firmer behind," he said.

Magnano's burial Monday was shown on Argentine television.

Dr. Gonzalo Cortes y Tristan said she arrived at his hospital with an acute respiratory deficiency. Her condition deteriorated until she suffered the embolism.
Oh no! Someone dies of a voluntary surgery for which she knew the risks! We better ban the act of choice. I mean, it was her own choice. She had everything and she lost it to have a slightly firmer behind. Yup, this is a shameful death indeed.

The funny thing about the youtube video link was that it asked me if I'm dissatisfied with my body and want to participate in an experimental treatment.. Ha, so the cycle begins. What id the Catholic Church have to say about this? Oooh, nothing. They're too busy denying human rights to gays.

Let's light a candle for these poor women who died under the kinfe to give you pig scum a boner! I hope the plastic surgeon at least fixes her up pro-bono for the wake. She tried to fake her way into having a great ass. A member of the ass bourgeois. Plastic surgery does a lot of good for a lot of people.. except rich people. It usually makes them look like zombies and sometimes kills them. Wooo hoo!

You guys need to watch toddlers and tiaras on TLC. that show displays all the wrong in our nation. It's all a bunch of fat southerners making their daughters prance on stage and the mom's dance around during their kids performance and they look ridiculous and it's just so disturbing.

What I'm trying to say is that there's this stigma on females self image... Which seems pretty wrong. Perhaps you should just be happy with the ass you are given. Especially when you were a former Miss Argentina. Be happy with what you got. Oddly enough, my next post is about Porn.. Ha ha! Patriarchy FTW!

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